Epic Movie

[Ryan]

The twisted minds of two of the six writers of "Scary Movie" tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in "Epic Movie." The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.


I know it sounds like alot, but it wasn't bad...
I recommend it, because there are alot of hidden quirks if you know sex lingo... Like Harry Beaver...

I know this is coming from a 15 year old, but we're all kids at heart...

I liked the movie,

They referred to alot of the actors old movies in this one, which was pretty funny,

And for those of you that if you see it, but don't notice this. The Albino guy, is Kevin Hart. He plays the guy in Scary Movie 4 who is the right wing man to Anthony Anderson

It just doesn't say that in the credits...

[johnmeeks1974]

I saw 'Epic Movie' last night. It is a hearty hodgepodge of satire that picks on just about any film from recent memory. Jennifer Coolidge was my favorite in her role as 'White Bitch' - a riff on the Chronicles of Narnia. It's a way to spend the evening without having to think too much. There are plenty of crude laughs and not much of a real plot to get in the way. Gags? Yes. Early 1960s French New Wave? No! Would I recommend it to someone? It's a crapshoot...